Friday, November 28, 2008

too funny not to publish

so sorry to all the men out there but this is so dang true!!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one un scheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


all of these were taken in sequence, back to back

Thursday, November 20, 2008

just some pics

look at her cute painted toes!!

her and paige at the zoo. paige was jumping!

Monday, November 17, 2008

old random picture

for those that come here just for the bug:

random pic from the summer when she ate the whole ice cream by herself. i wish i had an after pic. she had chocolate everywhere!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

lack of posting

sorry for the lack of posting. more to come soon.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

my mom!!

so we just recently started my mom on some homeopathic treatments. we are working with darren whom i know from church. he is a naturopath. my mom went to progressive medical center last week to start her program. she is going to do a variety of treatments. hyperbaric oxygen chamber, detox foot baths, vitamin c IV's, electrotherapy, supplements, etc. that will be a whole different post.

but i wanted to update that last week when she had her blood tested at progressive her white blood count was 1.6, today it was up to 2.9!! her nutrafils are up! nutrfils are what they base if she can get her treatment or not. it was .8 last week and it needs to be between 1.4 and 7.8 and it is 1.5 today!! her oncologist said she was doing "spectacular"!!

more on all this later with links etc!!

fun from loganville days

these are just some fun pics from a while ago, we went to loganville days with grandma!!

Sunday, November 9, 2008


so this morning i went to get my little bug out of her crib. it was the middle of the night. on the weekends when her brother nick is with us she sleeps with me half the night so she doesnt wake him up when she tries to settle back down.

so around 1-2 am i went to get her out of her crib.

me: hi little bug
bug: mommy!
me: do you want to come sleep with mommy?
bug: YES!
me: ok, jummpy up. (she will put her arms up and i will pick her up)
bug: ~grabbing me around my neck~ I WUV YOU!!!!

such a sweet girl!

Thursday, November 6, 2008


so i finally am getting around to posting the pics from halloween!

look at this cutie!!

look you can see the crinoline under her dress!!

so serious!!

look at her pony!

what did i get??

we went to a carnival that night. here she is hugging a little tiny black bunny! it was the cutest thing, i wanted to put it in my pocket and take it home!!

her 1st pony ride.